the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
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it just looks impressive but I’m betting 5 bucks its moveset sucks a lot
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omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now
the other one looks like it’s on coke or something
THAT QUAKER IS SO HAPPY ABOUT GETTING KISSESSSSSSS AAAAAAAA
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
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I dont even watch the news cause its
- DEATH!
- MURDER!
- PISS!
- IN!
- YOUR!
- EYES!
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
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i want to write a highschool au of avatar: the last airbender and all it will be about is how zuko gets upset that he’s not in honors classes
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